Man, I must be the old guy. I remember I used to be way in the back.
We wanted to give you a nice, comfortable chair.
So you're feeling all right?
I guess so, since you're gonna play me 40 minutes.
You better be ready.
That little Laker boy's gonna take everybody one-on-one.
Who, Kobe? Yeah.
He don't let the game come to him. He just go out there and take it.
I'm going to make this shit happen. Gonna make this a one-on-one game.
I figured after the first four attempts didn't go in, he was gonna chill.
After the first four attempts?
If I was his teammate, I wouldn't pass him the fucking ball!
You want this ball again, brother, you better rebound.
- This is the east locker room. - Hold up, hold up.
- We got nothing to do with the west. - Hold up, hold up.
He got nothing but his damn Laker colors on.
Yeah, yeah, like he coaching.
Now, I'm with the old motherf...
- The old mugs. - There ain't many of us here, dog.
That's why I come to say "What's up?" to my boy.
Hey, you know I'd be coming at him, Larry.
Just like I used to come at both of y'all.
He just wants to get to the offensive end and go one-on-one.
I'm gonna make his ass work down here.
He hauling ass.
I ain't tryin' to be down there on a poster, dog.
And all that shit. I ain't jumpin' with him.
I'll see you down the road.
See you in the Finals. Hopefully.
- Y'all gonna be there. - I know we will.
Sweet. You laced those.
What was the year?
That's when I started.
Hey, man, you look at these shoes,
you put these shoes on then put on some of them...
Innovation has taken a long turn.
Did you have a shoe company that you wanted to go with?
I had to go back to all the way to '84 to whip y'all ass.
Don't start that shit.
Are you smoking a cigar, Mike?
Give me one.
You can't smoke it. It will stunt your growth.
When are you putting on the USAB sneakers?
It's a week from Sunday, isn't it?
Yeah, but I got a lot of partying to do from now until then.
If Chuck Daly plays me over ten minutes, I'm quitting.
All right, we're just going to ask a few things about the Olympics.
No Isiah Thomas stuff.
What did you treasure the most about that experience that summer?
You haven't committed a foul in almost a year and a half, man. How can you talk?
Right there. Right back at it, baby. I'm coming after you.
They don't play no defense. That's weak.
We ain't in Chicago Stadium no more.
All they did was move the Bulls stadium right here.
That's all they did. That's all they did.
This is the '90s.
I don't care if it's the '90s or not. What's that supposed to mean?
This is the '90s.
How you like that ass kicking we gave y'all?
Scottie says he doesn't think he could play in the NBA.
Harvey Schiller. What a dick.
The guy who said if we don't wear our uniforms,
we can't accept our gold medal and all that stuff.
Is that still a big issue? They still talking about that?
Nah. They said they are going to try to hide the Reebok on it.
But they can't hide it like I'm gonna hide it.
They in for a big fucking surprise.
Does it matter where they are, man?
Or you want 'em just in the building?
They could be in the locker room next to God.
- Next to who? - God.
You just got one from him.
What up, fighter?
Let's go, guys.